Do not run out of battery life!


So I’m scrolling through my twitter timeline and stubble upon a post in the online NY Mag and I’m completely stumped by the headline.

 

‘Trump’s excuse for never exercising is truly amazing’.

It’s a definite must read.

The President of the US, who hates being told he is looking a little orange, believes that we’re born with a ‘battery life’ and exercising simply means we’re using up our life’s energy quicker than we should be. What the actual f><k?

But also, the guy has a point. Why would anyone want to use up their battery life by the age of 30? So forget the need to be a fitness bunny, delete the ‘fitfam’ hashtag from your insta account, and love on.

Long life, fellow couch potatoes.

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